Saturday, July 14, 2007

Question

What weights tons and runs very fast???

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

In about 24 hours.....

I'll be home!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :p

Monday, June 18, 2007

Hmmm... cake car

yum yum... cake car.. :)



in case anyone is interested in making
10 kg of white chocolate chunks
3 kg of orange peel strips
1 kg of Angeliques
12.5kg Raspberry Jam
100kg Wheatflour
100kg Caster Sugar
20kg Glacier Cherries
30 kg Brown Almonds
20kg Raisins
25kg Dried Apricots
5kg Cacao Powder
180 Fresh Eggs
42kg Chocolate Fudge
180kg Orange Sugar Paste
90kg Brown Sugar Paste
40 kg Black Sugar Paste
50 kg White Sugar Paste
200 kg Cake Margarine Sun Cup
170kg Icing Sugar Atlas
40 kg Milk Calets

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

From the Group: Child birth?... You don't know Pain until you've studied Engineering

(coutesy of Facebook)

You know your studying engineering when…

you come out of a lecture and feel that you wouldn’t mind being hit by a bus.

your doing maths that the maths students don’t cover until the 2nd year.

using a hyphen (-) instead of a minus (−) loses you 1% of the module.

you know the Greek and Arabic alphabets better than the language students.

a 4 hour day is an easy day.

a 9 hour day is still an easy day.

your up at 3am in the morning trying to finish yet another piece of coursework asking yourself… why?

shelf stacking at Tesco looks like an attractive career option.

you come out of tutorials feeling like you have just gone 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

you feel bitter contempt towards anyone complaining of 2 lectures in a row.

someone complains about ‘take away exams’ you feel a sudden urge to hospitalise them.

a lecture on Control Engineering leaves your ass raw and bleeding.

even Sunday starts at 9am.

it’s the norm that you can’t fit an equation on 1 line of a page.

handing in an assignment just means that’s there’s a new one to complete.

time is measured in submission deadlines.

you could run a marathon in the time it takes to do 1 question.

24 hours in a day doesn’t seem enough.

you find out you have 3x as many exams as practically everyone else.

you frequently ask yourself why the fuck are you doing this.

your used to covering a ridiculously large span of subjects to the same standard as the respective degree students.

your best friend is your calculator.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!!!

Got this from a friend....

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..........................................Fa Kin Supa

Saturday, June 09, 2007

I got a new phone!!! (2 months ago)

I've realized this has been drafted for 2 months!!!

Lo and behold... the new motorola K1!!! :)


On this day 8th June 2007....

I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For till October....

so what Am I going to do.....

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Catfights.... meow!!!!

It's 3.03 am.... and 5 ladies outside (with reasonable sized breasts) decided to slug each other out... waking me up from my sleep....

so i decided to take my pop-corn out and sat here watching... :p

police came in no time, but by this time, it's a brawl between say 15 ppl???

5 police cars, 15 or so officers, and a policewomen on a slightly distressed horse... :P

how interesting....

fight over, back to sleep....